1. stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

    stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

    If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

    Stop reblogging my failure

    (via counting-to-ten)

     

  2. "tell ur dog i said hi"
    — me to all my friends w/ dogs (via marieantoinette)

    (Source: 420dongsquad, via shayneelouise)

     

  3. "Marry a guy who is as smart as you and will challenge you. And can make you laugh. That is the most important."
    — A former teacher of mine  (via always-yours-always)

    (Source: ilikemycountryrockinghowboutyou, via always-yours-always)

     

  4. "Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. You’ve been this uncomfortable and anxious and scared, and you’ve survived. Breathe and know that you can survive this too. These feelings can’t break you. They’re painful and debilitating, but you can sit with them and eventually, they will pass. Maybe not immediately, but sometime soon, they are going to fade and when they do, you’ll look back at this moment and laugh for having doubted your resilience. I know it feels unbearable right now, but keep breathing, again and again. This will pass. I promise it will pass."
    — Daniell Koepke (via perfect)

    (Source: internal-acceptance-movement, via terrorence)

     

  5. sibiet:

    i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

    (via arielyo)

     

  6. "So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."
    — A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

    (Source: loh-lee-tah, via beernicei)

     

  7. I was expecting a better reaction… just see what you get the next time hmpf

     
  8. unexplained-events:

    avathebelf:

    thesylverlining:

    unexplained-events:

    A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

    pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

    magic is real

    I like how much this matters

    (via shittingalone)

     

  9. supermoclel:

    a brony called me unattractive

    that’s

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     right

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    he

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    me

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    ugly

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    because i have hair on my legs

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    (via thesweatyvegan)

     

  10. have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

    (Source: sunndogg, via arielyo)

     

  11. "If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."
    — Crazy Sexy Khool (via crazysexykhool)

    (via what--if)

     

  12. punkbruh:

    Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

    (via lovekaileydanyel)

     

  13. "The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest."
    — Anonymous (via psych-facts)

    (via harrietleee)

     
  14. (Source: extrasad, via fuckingtosser)

     
  15. jill-wood:

    Don’t Forget To Say I Love You

    (via lovekaileydanyel)